"DUDE!" And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. Loki Course it is. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. It sounds like a genuine question. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. All of the adults take a shot. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Tony purses his lips. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Rules, shmules. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. Clint can't help but laugh. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? Alone. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. Steve, you animal, you.. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. Thor's a beast in the sack.. Okay. One beat. Peter just shrugged again. An angry voice cried out. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Anyways, guys, MJ. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. That's too easy. Was it Bucky Barnes? He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. Tony pouts. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. And you wonder why people ship you two?. You said that last night too.. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Tony snorts. "Excuse me" Natasha said. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. His name is Percy Jackson. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Tss. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. Ouch, back to last names again. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. Okay! She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Bruce Banner/ Hulk I'd love to stay and chat. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. What a stupid one! What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. Oh, yeah! Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Tony and Clint share a look. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. Please consider turning it on! "How do I know that?" Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Go team go. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. All of you" Clint said. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. On that thought, neither is Tony. And Bruce?. Nah, you heard Steve. Possibly from Clint. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. The Avengers were shocked. "What? Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. We're starting. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. The hottest boy in school. Tony rolls his eyes. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. DC Character she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. 1. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. "C'mon, (y/n). But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Yeah, sure. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. No! And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Here's nice. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. Right?. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. Aunt May says and I shrug. Ey! Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. MJ "You knew?" Im not judging your choice in venue.. "We still playing or what? I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again.