: Motel Desk Clerk : Boat leaves in two minutes or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away? Director Harold Ramis Writer John Hughes (screenplay) Stars Chevy Chase Beverly D'Angelo Imogene Coca See production, box office & company info Watch on AMC+ with Prime Video Channels I can't accept this credit card. (Photo by Warner Brothers/Getty Images) National Lampoon's . Clark Griswald Clark is going crazy as he trots through the hills. : No. I just want you to ask yourself one thing. Stine adaptation of his book Zombie Town alongside fellow SNL alumni Dan Aykroyd. Let's go, Russ. So, this is the old homestead, eh? I had a pooch like this when I was a kid. : Taxi! All my credit cards are in it. When it was originally released back in 1983, no one knew how much of an impact National Lampoon's Vacation was going to have on the comedic landscape for decades to come. I know your brand of family fun. Motel Desk Clerk We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. Chevy Chase was already a box office star when he took on the role of Clark Griswold for the third time. While this is ironic given his edgier . All for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep. : 6. The film stars Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Wayne Newton, Ethan Embry, and Wallace Shawn. Go do your own front. Ellen Griswold Now I can get you the wagon, there's not problem there. : Clark Griswald | Poor little guy. Uh no that's bad. Well, I guess I can buy that, sir. : He was commanding big bucks thanks to the success of Caddyshack, the first Vacation. Merry Christmas to you, Clark! Director Stephen Kessler Writers Elisa Bell (story) Bob Ducsay (story) Stars Chevy Chase Beverly D'Angelo Randy Quaid See production, box office & company info Watch on AMC+ with Prime Video Channels : He sure as Hell can't take a hint. Yeah, Walley World. [Clark knocks on the front door of Normie's house and rings the doorbell, but no anwser]. Clark, Dinkums needs a long walk and a bath. : Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose! The 1989 movie came out three decades ago on December 1, and it's just as beloved now as it was then -- if not more. Chevy Chaseplayed the character 'Clark Griswold'. We say lines from the . Clark Griswald Praise Marty Moose! Clark Griswald This is a serious matter. : : We watch his program We buy his toys, we go to his movies he owes us. : : Aunt Edna : : [to the Dodge City bartender] M; 1989; 1h 33m; 7.5; Visiting relatives and troublesome holiday preparations complicate Clark Griswold's plans for an old-fashioned Christmas. What an asshole. Rusty 84 Photos Adventure Comedy The Griswold family's cross-country drive to the Walley World theme park proves to be much more arduous than they ever anticipated. Dont throw me down clark!!!!! I'm dead. I must have forgot. : Where he almost gets into a head-on with a truck and nearly runs off the road as the family truckster backfires. He spent his 20s doing odd jobs but wanted to pursue a career in comedy. The smell from the back seat was terrible. : [Edited TV version] : Audrey Griswald : : Ellen Griswold : : The Connecticut casino will have "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" star Chevy Chase host a screening of the 1989 film, followed by a question-and-answer session for those in attendance . Sure, Eddie, how much do you need? : Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash? Griswalds met on the vacation. : : : NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION, Beverly D'Angelo, 1983 / Everett Collection. Settle down Russ. Look, I've lost all my cash and we're on our way to California. Technical Specs, [after being in the desert for too long, Clark begins to go insane]. Tables, chairs, bookshelves, and china cabinets are all collateral damage in pursuit of the furry fiend. She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff. Two native Americans on horses watch him]. Comedy In the fourth outing for the vacation franchise, the Griswolds have to survive Vegas fever when they go to Las Vegas for a fun family vacation. All of it, boy! : That is the meanest, coldest Clark Griswald : Pimp When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation. Davenport! National Lampoon's Vacation is a 1983 film about the Griswold family's cross-country drive to the WallyWorld theme park that proves to be much more arduous than they ever anticipated. Clark Griswald : Chevy Chase found Walley World difficult to shoot. Uh, they don't close Florida. I've spent the last 15 years of my life developing newer and better food additives. You don't know? Clark Griswald They used to Rusty. THEY ENDED UP AT SIX FLAGS. She does not wash the dish. : : : Ellen Griswold : Christmas Vacation was directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik, written and co-produced by John Hughes, and starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, and Randy Quaid with supporting roles by Miriam Flynn, William Hickey, Mae Questel, Diane Ladd . Clark Griswald Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death? Clark, will you listen to me? Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. Call Federal Express? This holiday season, Clark Griswold [CHEVY CHASE] vows his clan will enjoy "the most fun-filled family Christmas ever." Before you can sing "Fa-la-la-la-lah," he decks the halls with howls of folly in the perennial favorite National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. (Chevy Chase . Aunt Edna Cousin Eddie Chevy Chase Birth Name: Cornelius Crane Chase Birth Place: New York, New York, United States Profession Actor, writer, comedian Appearing 20 Credits Norm Macdonald Has a Show 2018 Season 25:. : I don't think I was speeding. If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. : : BingeLists; NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION. B: there's no way we're going to find it when we don't even know where it fell off. Cousin Eddie Clark Griswald As long as you don't tie me to the rear bumper. : Six Flags Magic Mountain - 26101 Magic Mountain Parkway, Valencia, California, USA. Ed, the car salesman Here's the leash, sir. -- Ellen Griswold,National Lampoon's "Christmas Vacation". Mr. Walley, he treated me like a dog, Mr. Walley! Walley World? : : I tied him to the rear bumper while I was packing the car. Product Information. Clark Just a dog. When originally released in theaters, the song "I'm So Excited" by The Pointer Sisters was present, but quickly withdrawn, having June Pointer's "Little Boy Sweet" replace it; hence why it does not appear on the soundtrack. : : Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Dad he bites. Clark Griswald Anthony Michael Hall reunited with Chevy Chase years later. Pimp You see kids [the motorcycle cop appears at the car window with the dog leash]. . I don't know sir. : Motorcycle Cop : And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun. This is no way to run a desert! Clark Griswald Motel Desk Clerk [looking at the dead Aunt Edna in the back seat]. : Fuck! You gave $500 to Eddie, and everything on this safari has cost twice as much as you figured out. I'm sure they're not repairing every ride at the same time. When Clark and Ellen are doing the dishes, you can see Ellen just brush the leftover food into the sink and then hand the plate to Clark. I think they owe us a little explanation. Rusty Griswold "Summer Hearts" by Nicolette Larson was apart of the original ending to the film, and only remains on the soundtrack. I gotta be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! You can't just put her on the roof. Clark Griswald We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. : I didn't even get sick once. : [Clark has just been pulled over by a Colorado motorcycle cop]. This veteran comedy actor played opposite his Christmas Vacation employee Chevy Chase not only on the stages of Saturday Night Live, but in other National Lampoon productions Caddyshack. Notable works of his include the "National Lampoon's Vacation" series of. Thank you very much. Clark Griswald In 2022, Brinkley competed in the 7th season of The Masked. Clark Griswald Aunt Edna She can't weigh more than 100 pounds. [gunshots are heard and a woman is heard screaming]. He last played the character in the 2015 movie Vacation , which starred Ed . Will you just trust me? He was speeding, Rusty! Clark Griswald Why aren't we flying? Ellen Griswold He's always been a jackoff Ellen Griswold I was driving like a maniac. Ellen Griswald Supper's gettin' cold! Every summer Chevy Chase takes his family on a little trip. Look, I told you I was sorry. : : : We've been doing it for years. Mechanic 1 : Cousin Eddie : Clark Griswald : The original ending of National Lampoon's Vacation has never been released to the public, but Chevy Chase claims he still has a VHS with the original cut of the movie at home. I said didn't you think it was real? DON'T TOUCH! DON'T BE SCARED! Mechanic 1 Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it. We're not really violent people. All they have to do is look for the buzzards. Shut your mouth, sir! : : [after the bartender shoots at Clark] We need money. : Clark Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold carving turkey in 1989's 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.' National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Warner Bros. Juliette Lewis Lewis actually played. : Ed, the car salesman It really was an accident. No. Get out of the car! Chevy Chase played the character 'Clark'. : A loud noise like that could damage the kids' hearing. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Well, you'll have to straighten that out with your bank. I was the one who was sick. The 68-year-old actress reunited with her former co-stars Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo over the weekend, as. Christmas Vacation , Great movie !! . Rusty Griswold : The 32-year-old is fast becoming a social media star as she is currently very active on Instagram, with nearly 6000 followers. Official Sites Live veteran Chevy Chase, were as beloved . Christmas Vacation's Sequel. : I'm sorry, sir. I was afraid you'd get pulled over, Clark. Clark Griswald Yeah, come on, Mom. I don't give a frogs fat ass who went through what. Clark Griswald Have you even driven cross-country? Hey Underpants [the bartender pulls out a double-barrled shotgun and shoots Clark! Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold. By what name was National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) officially released in India in Hindi? Today Chevy Chase is 79 years old . : Clark Griswald So how much is it? Finally, one of the hounds chases it into the kitchen, with Clark in hot pursuit. Whatever happens, just trust me. : Well what do you want me to do? Holy shit! We can't just ignore the plight of the inner cities. No shit. It's possible that that cut scene inspired the ill-advised 2003 sequel, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure. Hey Tender foot, move your chicken wings turkey! Roy Walley It didn't come in. Christmas 2017 . : I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark? I gotta be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Clark, watch your language! "- Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Policeman [waving a wrench] Carly Silva Dec 14, 2022 Christie Brinkley is throwing it back to better days! This is so dangerous, Clark. : I don't know for how much longer, though. Ohh. I told you I'm not angry anymore. Don't tempt me. Now what's happening right now? 1988. Facts about Chevy Chase Chevy Chasewas born on 1943-10-08. : The humor magazine that ran from 1970 to 1998 got into the movie business in 1978 when it put its name . Harold Ramis Producer: Matty Simmons Writer: John Hughes Release Date (Theaters): Jul 29, 1983 wide Release Date (Streaming): Aug 19, 2003 Runtime: 1h 38m Distributor: Warner Bros. Sound Mix: Mono. Clark Griswald [to Clark] Clark Griswald Clark Griswald : Cowboy Directed by Harold Ramis, the family road movie was written by former. Oh, no. From the movie: Vegas Vacation. | Closed? Release Dates Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude? : Has your father ever killed anyone? Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Motorcycle Cop Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we? Chevy Chase will always be most identified with his hapless dad character from the Vacation franchise, Clark Griswold. Let's just find a hotel. : Motorcycle Cop Even worse, Clark's employers . What does your sheriff think of your business practices?